I went over a speed bump at 25 mph. Is my car totaled?

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I hydroplaned going 17mph.

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I’ve seen it a hundred times: driving calmly at 17 mph, hitting a speed bump, then hydroplaning, and finally crashing. It’s one of those unexpected things you never see coming.

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It was raining yesterday.

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I thought that was something that only happened with Subarus.

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How my car looks rolling into Los Santos Customs for a quick repair.

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$735, and it’s practically brand new.

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Is the VIN plate still present? If so, I know some individuals who can definitely “repair” it for resale.

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It seems good to me.

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A thorough wash and wax, and it’s all good.

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Sell it for $15,000, and you’ll get your money.

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No low ballers, I know what I have.

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Mine was similar; someone left a cart out, and the wind blew it into my vehicle. Thankfully, insurance covered it.

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The same thing happened to me when a fairly large ladybug struck me head-on while I was driving through a school zone at 7 mph.

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This is getting out of hand.

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If yours are getting full, I’ll volunteer mine. I’m totally here for the jokes. :sob: